Kisses All Over XOXO

Thursday, January 24, 2008 |

Kissing is a blend of passion and romance. It adds that 'wow' factor to a relationship! A great kiss does makes us dizzy with desire - Isn't it? A “kiss” signifies lot of meaning, and as there are so many different kind of kisses... let's get going to see what your lover says when he or she kisses U!

THE VACUUM KISS:
The Vacuum Kiss is performed by "sucking inward as though you were trying to draw out the innards of an orange." The powerful suction on the lips requires must be brief. The lips should not be torn suddenly apart, or a loud smack will startle others nearby. Instead, gently loosen a corner of the mouth to release a faint hissing.

THE BUTTERFLY FLUTTER:
Place your eye within a breath of your partner's cheek. Open and close your eyelids against her skin. Keep in mind that the flutter sensation on her cheek should match the one in her heart!

THE EARLOBE LAP:
Have you ever experimented with light kissing of the lobe? A great control is recommended to avoid loud slurping-- don't forget that the sensitive ear is also an especially sensitized noise detector. (Be careful not to swallow any earrings! Then all your passion will be in vain.)

THE TALKING KISS:
Sweet nothings whispered into the mouth are sweeter than those whispered into the ear! The mouth is the preferred organ for tasting. If caught in the act, simply say, as Chico Marx, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."

THE SPYING KISS:
To determine whether you mate has drunk an over abundance of wine.

THE HAND KISS:
The Hand Kiss is requires a bow of subordination to show deference to a lady. Hand Kisses have now fallen out of fashion. It makes an unexpected romantic impression. To perform it , lower your eyes and cup shoulders over the lady's fingers, prolonging the moment when your lips rest on her hand.

THE BUMPER KISS:
Effective when following your lover in a separate car. Wait till he stops his vehicle at a traffic light, then gently ease your car up to his and nudge his bumper. The jolt will jump-start his heart and suggest more intimate nuzzlings to come. (Warning: Do not use the Bumper Kiss on the vehicle of an unknown driver.)

THE SURPRISE KISS:
To begin, gather men and women in a circle and try passing a playing card from mouth to mouth by first inhaling to receive the card and then exhaling to pass the card to the person. If the pass is successful, you will be left feeling pleasantly light headed. If the pass is unsuccessful, the card will slip, leaving your lips pressed to those of your unsuspecting neighbor. (To cheat at this game, simply position yourself beside someone you would like to kiss and pretend you're having trouble mastering the technique.)

THE MISTLETOE KISS:
Useful for those who are too shy to make the leap towards a potential lover's lips without a visible excuse.

THE FOREHEAD KISS:
Kissing on forehead is sign of parental love! Isn't it great when mom or dad give you a kiss on the forehead... it feels like heaven!

THE ESKIMO KISS:
Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo Kiss is not done merely to keep the lips from freezing together. In fact, some tribes in hot African countries rub or press noses in greeting and use a word for "kiss" that means "smell." In Malaysia, Charles Darwin reported the following: "The woman squatted with their faces upturned; my attendants stood leaning over them, laid the bridge of their noses at right angles over theirs, and commenced rubbing. It lasted somewhat longer than a hearty handshake with us. During this process they uttered a grunt of satisfaction."

THE HICKEY KISS:
It may take some practice to create a personalized hickey in the your favorite shape! No need to get fancy. The main objective is simply to avoid drawing blood while leaving your mark that will prove to your sweetheart (and all her girlfriends) that last night's interlude was not a dream!

THE FRENCH KISS:
Some call this "The Soul Kiss," because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss."

THE AUNT SALLY SPECIAL:
A hearty smack to the cheek, done with puckered, slobbery, lipstick lips. The female kisser should employ the Aunt Sally Special when a sobering note is needed during an escalating affair. If done right, this smooch will cause your partner to stop and wipe the spit of his cheek, which, in turn, will allow you to fix your hair and adjust your skirt.

THE FOOT KISS:
People with ticklish feet will find the Foot Kiss quite funny, but just relax and enjoy it. Afterward, an extra touch of romance can be added by sending a little note signed "QBSP" (Quien besa su pie--"Who kisses your feet"), which once was the fashionable line with which to close correspondence in Spain.

THE NIP KISS:
The procedure is the same as the ordinary kiss except that, instead of closing your lips with the kiss, you leave them slightly open, as though you were going to nibble on a delicious tidbit.

THE MARATHON MAKE-OUT KISS:
In the words of Elizabeth Barrett Browning, it is "as long and silent as the ecstatic might."

THE LAST KISS:
In ancient Rome, custom had it that the Last Kiss would capture the soul of a dying man and keep it alive in the lips of his lover.

Taken from one of my favorite articles : valentines4all

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